Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino Claimed To Have Made A Man Gay Is Satirical News

By Shawn Rice

Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappuccino claimed to have made a man gay is fake news. There is no truth to the claim that a Queens, New York, man said a Unicorn Frappuccino “made him gay.”

Where did this satirical piece originate? Sad Flag published the claim on April 19, 2017, that a Queens man blamed Starbuck’s Unicorn Frappuccino for a changing his sexual orientation.

Charles Woodson, age 43, is claiming that a beverage he ordered at Starbucks has turned him into a homosexual. Woodson claims that he was dared to try the new Unicorn Frappuccinio from fellow co-workers and now believes that he is in fact gay.

“My construction buddies dared me to try it and I did, it looks like it’s a drink for daisies and believe me it is. As soon as I drank it I felt a difference in my body, I saw an attractive gentleman in the store and thought, wow I’d love to get up in that!” said Woodson … Woodson is preparing to sue the Starbucks company for this whole ordeal and is looking for a settlement in the range of $10 million dollars.

“It’s not fair yah know, tough guys can’t enjoy a beverage like that without being called gay and then something like this happens.” said Woodson[.]

The claim was popular on Facebook in late May 2017, but there was no truth to it. Sad Flag’s About page includes a lengthy disclaimer labeling itself a satire and parody site.

SADFLAG.com is a satire and parody site. Names are fictionalized unless we are parodying something or someone real.

We are against lawsuits … when they are aimed at us.
More disclaimers (not to be confused with “disk climbers” which is a sort of Silicon Valley prostitute)

SADFLAG.com is backed by billions of dollars from shadow governments and secretive billionaires with hard to pronounce names and faces that look like they have been (or should be) poisoned.

Unfortunately they refuse to pay for our web hosting. For that we pimp products and services and get paid when you buy something or follow a link somewhere.

When we’re trying to exploit your laughter we’ll tell you.

Those were long sentences. You must be parched.

Wouldn’t you love to try the incredibly delicious, no sugar, no chemically sweetened Hint water? Yes / No

The flavor-changing, color-changing, totally not-made-up Unicorn Frappuccino. Magical flavors start off sweet and fruity transforming to pleasantly sour. Swirl it to reveal a color-changing spectacle of purple and pink. It is finished with whipped cream-sprinkled pink and blue fairy powders.

The Unicorn Frappuccino blended crème is made with a sweet dusting of pink powder, blended into a crème Frappuccino with mango syrup and layered with a pleasantly sour blue drizzle. It is finished with vanilla whipped cream and a sprinkle of sweet pink and sour blue powder topping.

What did you think of the fake news article about Starbucks’ unicorn Frappuccino? Did you believe it or see people sharing it falsely on social media? Let us know in the comments section.

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Source:: Business 2 Community

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